The Crystal Head

17 Nov 2008

Original Blogger tags: Crystal Head Vodka

John Hodgman is right — it does have a very clean flavor with very slight syrupy after-taste. It’s pretty good vodka. But the main reason for buying it, of course, is because the bottle is really cool.

It is the preferred beverage of mole-men everywhere.

It isn’t carved out of a solid quartz crystal. There’s a seam in the glass. But the detail on the head is still quite nice. It isn’t a real cork.

In these times of economic uncertainty, wouldn’t you prefer a beverage that, whenever you drink it, reminds you of your own eventual death? I thought so!

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